Home Jokes and Riddles, Winter Activities
by KIWI Magazine
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels’ scout
Q: Do You Know How To Make Ground Beef Chili?
A: Put It In The Freezer!
Q: What’s Worse Than Finding A Worm In Your Apple?
A: Finding Half A Worm!
Q: How Do You Make A Strawberry Shake?
A: Take Him To A Horror Movie!
Q: What Is The Easiest Way To Make A Banana Split?
A: Cut It In Half!
Q: What Kind Of Nuts Give You A Cold?
A: Cashew Nuts!
Q: Why Did The Boy Throw Butter Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See A Butterfly!
Q: What Is The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano?
A: You Can’t Tuna Fish!
Q: What Does The Invisible Man Drink At Snacktime?
A: Evaporated Milk!