Well, you know we love jokes around here! We’ve compiled collections of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars jokes. So I decided it was time for some sports jokes! These jokes are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.

Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

A: I want my quarter back!

Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

A: Because he traveled a lot!

Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?

A: When he catches a fly!

Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?

A: Tall tales!

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

A: They both need a good batter!

Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport?

A: Cricket!

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: Your breath!

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: It was a boxer!

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?

A: Because they can dunk them!

Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

A: Catch you later!

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat!

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team!

Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?

A: The fence!

What is your favorite sports joke? Leave a comment!

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