Well, you know we love jokes around here! We’ve compiled collections of funny jokes and knock-knock jokes, and even Star Wars jokes. So I decided it was time for some sports jokes! These jokes are all hilarious and appropriate for kids.
Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A: Because he traveled a lot!
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport?
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence!
What is your favorite sports joke? Leave a comment!
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