Exhausted your repertiore of bar jokes? Tired of combing local brewpubs and traffic schools for fresh material?

That’s why the Random Bar Joke Generator was created. Each press of the button will deliver another knee-slapper, guaranteed to be hilarious to anyone who’s sufficiently sloshed out of their gumboots to not actually be that discriminating.

So this guy walks into a bar. A pig gets close to the guy and says ‘Give me a dollar and I’ll recite the Carmina Burana from memory.’ The guy says ‘I’m not a guy, I’m a bum!’ The bartender thinks a minute and says ‘You owe me ten bucks.’Um… I don’t think I get it.

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