72 jokes about love

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!

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Why do

men

like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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The pretty

teacher

was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little

Johnny

, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love.” the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With you!” he said.

“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom!”

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