72 jokes about love
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!
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Why do
men
like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
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The pretty
teacher
was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little
Johnny
, why has your school work been so poor lately?”
“I’m in love.” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With you!” he said.
“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom!”
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