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From Payton, 11 years old, Ohio

Why should a banana put lotion on?

So its skin doesn’t peel!

From Umar, 10 years old, England

Why are cooks cruel?

Because they whip cream and beat eggs!

From Tristen Shepherd, 9 years old, Temecula, California

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice.

From Tyler, 12 years old, Minnesota

What did the big tomato say to the little one?

Catch Up!

From Gem, a reader, Brixham, Devon

What is yellow and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard!

From Ricky, age 16, Victoria, Australia

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?

No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.

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