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From Payton, 11 years old, Ohio
Why should a banana put lotion on?
So its skin doesn’t peel!
From Umar, 10 years old, England
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
From Tristen Shepherd, 9 years old, Temecula, California
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
From Tyler, 12 years old, Minnesota
What did the big tomato say to the little one?
Catch Up!
From Gem, a reader, Brixham, Devon
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
From Ricky, age 16, Victoria, Australia
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
