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Published: Saturday, June 29, 2013, 3:04 [IST]

Facebook is such an addiction that now its users are always hooked on to the social networking site throughout the day. Updating status is the most common things that are observed by freaky Facebook users. There are many things that come under status. For example, you can write “Whats going on in your mind” or simply select your relationship status. There are many couples who express their love through relationship status on fb. Even break up in most cases is updated to the partner with a change in relationship status. You might not even know when your partner turns from ‘in a relationship’ to ‘single’.

There are 9 relationship statuses on Facebook namely-

  • Single
  • In a relationship
  • Engaged
  • Married
  • It’s complicated
  • In an open relationship
  • Widowed
  • Separated
  • Divorced


Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

While a few users do not like to entertain by updating their relationship status for friends or public, there are a majority of people who search for their partners on FB or want to get loads of attention. Well, you might not know but people make fun of these Facebook relationship status with jokes! For example in a relationship with my dog is a funny joke that women crack indirectly on men. So, here are the Facebook relationship status jokes, actually one liners that would make you laugh.

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes:

Joke 1- What is your relationship status after a breakup?

‘Still banging my ex!’

Joke 2- It’s complicated! What kind of relationship status is this?

‘This means that you are a gay!’

Joke 3- In an open relationship. What kind of Facebook relationship status joke is this? Why people update this status on their profile?

‘To say, “I am ready to get as many as possible”

Joke 4- “I haven’t met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Player & Mr. A**hole. My middle finger likes them all.”

Joke 5- “A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.”

These are few Facebook relationship status jokes. Do you have more jokes to add to the list?

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