A ducks walks into a pub, goes up to the bartender and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, confused, informs the ducks that no, this bar doesn’t serve any grapes, and infact most bars do not serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. On the next day, the duck returns to the pub and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve any grapes, has never served any grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve any grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him anyway and leaves. The very next day, the duck returns to the pub, but before he can open his mouth, the bartender begins to yell at him:

“Listen here, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks the bartender, “Got any nails?”

Confused, the bartenders says “no”.

“Good!” says the duck. “Got any grapes?”

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