Ducks in a Bar

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A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on
the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender
for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The
bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks
at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He
asks the first duck, “What’s your name?”



“Huey,” replies the duck.



“So, how’s your day been?”



“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Huey. “I’ve been in and
out of puddles all day.”



The bartender asks the second duck, “What’s your name?”



“Duey,” replies the duck.



“So, how’s your day been?”



“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Duey. “I’ve been in and
out of puddles all day.”



The witty bartender says to the third duck, “So I guess your
name is Louie?”



The duck replies, “No, I’m Puddles.”

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