> 1. Yaya buys food at McDo. > Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”

> Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”

> Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”

> Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”

> Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office.

> Doc: “Bottlefed?”

> Woman: ” Breastfed po.”

> (Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)

> Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”

> Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.

> She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:

> “Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.

> Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer

> kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 6. Yaya: “Huhuhu?”

> Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”

> Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”

> Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat? “

> Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”

> Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”

> Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako?”

> Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”

> Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”

> (Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”

> Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.

> I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”

> She answered: “Secret!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :

> “Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”

> Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”

> Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”

> Mom: “It’s up to you.”

> (During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”

> Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,

> sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can

> at isang Sprite na Coke in can?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”

> SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”

> INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin?kapkeyk? “

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.

> She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”

> Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”

> Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”

> Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.

> Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”

> Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’ ?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 18. Neighbor’s yaya telling the dog to climb down the stairs:

> “Down to earth! Down to earth!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.

> Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,

> “Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.

> So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from

> the sun.

> Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:

> “Parang Watson’s yata?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”

> Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”

> Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”

> Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”

> Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)

> Kuya: “Yaya?”

> Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”

> Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”

> Yaya: “Si Koya naman?nagsa- suggest lang?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”

> Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:

> “Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.

> At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”

> Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 27. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):

> “Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit?promise! “

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 28. We had a yaya who claimed she was being courted by a kapre

> in her province and wanted to take her to his kingdom.

> Her reason for turning down the offer to be his queen?

> “Kapre yun ma’am, malaki ang kwan nun! Wag na uy!”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 29. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”

> MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”

> AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”

> MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 30. Yaya picking up the phone saying: ” Hilo ?”

> We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.

> We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”

> Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”

> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———

> 31. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.

> Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,

> (ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, ” HILO , WHO’S COOLING PLACE?”

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