Sports Jokes > Sport jokes









A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump ” “My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go ” “But how do you know when you are going to land? ” he was asked. “I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground ” he answered. “But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground? ” he was again asked. He quickly answered “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack “.







Share this joke:









Source