Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.
My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.
Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?
Because he always comes first.
A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.
A tribe in the Amazon rain forest is thought to be responsible for a viscous cannibalistic attack on a group of World Cup supporters yesterday while they were hiking. Police have issued a statement warning people to be on the look out for a man with goofy teeth, short black hair and wearing a Uruguay football shirt.
Conor McGregor walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a couple of shots please.” The barman says, “You didn’t take them very well on Saturday”
Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.
