Enjoy these funny school jokes and puns. Kids love them and sometimes the teachers will even laugh at them. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.

  • Funny Popular Joke - 6

Funny Popular Joke – 6

2016-06-21T15:44:41+00:00

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

  • Funny Police Joke - 8

Funny Police Joke – 8

2016-06-20T17:22:54+00:00

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy asks “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture.

  • Funny Family Jokes-1

Funny Family Joke – 1

2016-06-18T14:08:55+00:00

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”

  • Funny School Joke - 26

Funny School Joke – 26

2016-06-21T07:38:23+00:00

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: “What did you learn today?” Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

  • Funny School Joke - 24

Funny School Joke – 24

2016-06-21T07:35:26+00:00

A mom calls out to her son “Harry! Wake up! You’ll be late for school.” The son replies, “Mom I don’t want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!” The mom says back, “You should go because you’re the principal!”

  • Funny School Joke - 20

Funny School Joke – 20

2016-06-21T07:08:16+00:00

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”

  • Funny School Joke - 7

Funny School Joke – 7

2016-06-20T20:42:19+00:00

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

  • Funny Family Jokes-9

Funny Family Joke – 10

2016-06-18T14:20:37+00:00

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

  • Funny Popular Joke - 99

Funny Popular Joke – 99

2016-06-21T18:42:44+00:00

A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?” The Harvard student replies “At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition.” The kid said, “Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?”

  • Funny Popular Joke - 79

Funny Popular Joke – 79

2016-06-21T18:19:32+00:00

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

  • Funny School Joke - 31

Funny School Joke – 31

2016-06-21T07:45:18+00:00

The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question.” The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That’s easy,” says Johnny. “It’s the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That’s correct.” She then turns to Flora and says, “First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment.”

  • Funny School Joke - 1

Funny School Joke – 1

2016-06-20T20:33:12+00:00

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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