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Category: Food Jokes

More Short Food Jokes

A family of tomatoes were walking down the street but after a while the little boy tomato started to lag behind. The father tomato turned round and called: “Ketchup!”

Good King Wenceslas rang his local pizza parlour. “The usual, please,” he said. “Deep pan, crisp and even.”

If you sent a cauliflower through the Internet, would it arrive as e-coli?

Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?

What is the best way to make an apple crumble? – Torture it for ten minutes.

Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

Husband: And which is this?

A man ordered a takeaway pizza. The waiter said: “Shall I cut it into six pieces or twelve?”

“Six please. I could never eat twelve.”

Two biscuits were walking down the street when one was crushed by a passing car. The other said: “Crumbs!”

A Zen Master walked up to a hot-dog seller and said: “Make me one with everything.”

What did the grape say when it was trodden on? – Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

People who eat metal paper fastenings have a staple diet.

Fork: Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?

Spoon: That was no ladle. That was my knife.



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