that is hillarious! this one isnt half as good as yours, but you did ask for a bar joke…soooooo…..



A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”



“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.



“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”



“I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile.



“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”



“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

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