Business Jokes and Humor – Page 1 |
Avg. Score |
Voters |
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1. |
An Organization is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys |
3.9 Vote |
123 |
|
2. |
How to Deal with Telemarketers |
3.8 Vote |
683 |
|
3. |
Actual Federal Employee Evaluation Quotes |
3.8 Vote |
570 |
|
4. |
To All Employees – Try Saying . . . |
3.8 Vote |
553 |
|
5. |
Restaurant Efficiency |
3.8 Vote |
541 |
|
6. |
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard |
3.8 Vote |
205 |
|
7. |
Federal Employee Performance Evaluations |
3.8 Vote |
26 |
|
8. |
Special High Intensity Training (SHIT) |
3.7 Vote |
442 |
|
9. |
Selling Life Insurance |
3.7 Vote |
322 |
|
10. |
Engineers and Managers |
3.7 Vote |
255 |
|
11. |
The Morning After the Company Party |
3.7 Vote |
231 |
|
12. |
An Organization Is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys |
3.7 Vote |
218 |
|
13. |
Office Antics |
3.7 Vote |
188 |
|
14. |
Famous Marketing Screw Ups |
3.7 Vote |
150 |
|
15. |
Serenity Prayer |
3.7 Vote |
147 |
|
16. |
Dilbert-Like Quotes |
3.7 Vote |
138 |
|
17. |
How The Rich Get Richer |
3.7 Vote |
106 |
|
18. |
Work versus Prison |
3.7 Vote |
93 |
|
19. |
The Crowded Store |
3.7 Vote |
68 |
|
20. |
Unusual Deductions |
3.7 Vote |
35 |
|
21. |
Dear Bank Manager |
3.6 Vote |
157 |
|
22. |
Overworked! |
3.6 Vote |
116 |
|
23. |
Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked |
3.6 Vote |
97 |
|
24. |
12 Tips From Workforce to Managers |
3.6 Vote |
71 |
|
25. |
Letter to the IRS |
3.6 Vote |
58 |
|
26. |
You Need a Gimmick |
3.6 Vote |
39 |
|
27. |
Things You Would Love to Say at Work |
3.6 Vote |
35 |
|
28. |
Corporate Travel Policy |
3.6 Vote |
22 |
|
29. |
Itemizing the Bill |
3.5 Vote |
92 |
|
30. |
Management Observation |
3.5 Vote |
77 |
|
31. |
The Differences Between You and Your Boss |
3.5 Vote |
72 |
|
32. |
A Mime in the Zoo |
3.5 Vote |
71 |
|
33. |
Post Office Interview |
3.5 Vote |
61 |
|
34. |
Then What |
3.5 Vote |
57 |
|
35. |
You Work in Corporate America in the 90s If . . . |
3.5 Vote |
53 |
|
36. |
American Management |
3.5 Vote |
47 |
|
37. |
90’s Office Lingo |
3.5 Vote |
30 |
|
38. |
Micro Manager 2000 Memo |
3.5 Vote |
19 |
|
39. |
IRS Deduction for Birth Control Pills |
3.5 Vote |
12 |
|
40. |
Why I Fired My Secretary |
3.4 Vote |
132 |
|
41. |
Lazy Employee |
3.4 Vote |
100 |
|
42. |
Upcoming Mergers |
3.4 Vote |
72 |
|
43. |
Executive Envelopes |
3.4 Vote |
66 |
|
44. |
I Love My Job |
3.4 Vote |
57 |
|
45. |
Dressing for an Audit |
3.4 Vote |
51 |
|
46. |
Inspirational Poster Ideas |
3.4 Vote |
33 |
|
47. |
Heaven or Hell |
3.3 Vote |
66 |
|
48. |
Performance Appraisal Terms and their Real Meanings |
3.3 Vote |
61 |
|
49. |
First Isn’t Always Best |
3.3 Vote |
57 |
|
50. |
Top 10 Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk |
3.3 Vote |
41 |
|
51. |
Pope v. Your Boss |
3.3 Vote |
30 |
|
52. |
Do Unto Others . . . |
3.3 Vote |
19 |
|
53. |
Government Workers |
3.2 Vote |
154 |
|
54. |
REASONS FOR ALLOWING DRINKING AT WORK |
3.2 Vote |
85 |
|
55. |
Working at Wal*Mart |
3.2 Vote |
61 |
|
56. |
Giving Employess an Incentive |
3.2 Vote |
45 |
|
57. |
Jack and Jill |
3.2 Vote |
44 |
|
58. |
Job Evaluation |
3.2 Vote |
44 |
|
59. |
Competition |
3.2 Vote |
43 |
|
60. |
How to Make the Right Decisions |
3.2 Vote |
38 |
|
61. |
Expensive Monkeys |
3.2 Vote |
32 |
|
62. |
Honest Job Applicant |
3.2 Vote |
31 |
|
63. |
Tax Suggestion |
3.2 Vote |
27 |
|
64. |
Jack and Jill |
3.2 Vote |
22 |
|
65. |
Clues that Accepting Your New Job Was a Mistake |
3.1 Vote |
53 |
|
66. |
If 99.9% is Good Enough |
3.1 Vote |
38 |
|
67. |
The Shredder |
3.1 Vote |
33 |
|
68. |
I Sold that UGLY Suit! |
3.1 Vote |
29 |
|
69. |
A Parakeet for Christmas |
3.1 Vote |
28 |
|
70. |
A Walking Economy |
3.1 Vote |
14 |
|
71. |
Shit Happens |
3.0 Vote |
110 |
|
72. |
Rejected Motel 6 Advertising Slogans |
3.0 Vote |
62 |
|
73. |
Slogans that Didn’t Catch On |
3.0 Vote |
41 |
|
74. |
Are You a Prostitute or a Consultant? |
3.0 Vote |
27 |
|
75. |
What Do You Get For Yard Work? |
3.0 Vote |
14 |
|
76. |
A Good Agent? |
3.0 Vote |
14 |
|
77. |
Buy Buy Buy! |
2.9 Vote |
38 |
|
78. |
Tough Mornings |
2.9 Vote |
32 |
|
79. |
Signalman Job Interview |
2.9 Vote |
30 |
|
80. |
New Business Practice |
2.9 Vote |
25 |
|
81. |
Whose Dad is Better? |
2.9 Vote |
12 |
|
82. |
How to Fire an Employee Tactfully |
2.8 Vote |
57 |
|
83. |
New Bank Teller |
2.8 Vote |
54 |
|
84. |
As They Get Old . . . |
2.8 Vote |
41 |
|
85. |
Job Interview Question |
2.8 Vote |
33 |
|
86. |
Sick-Time Abuse |
2.8 Vote |
30 |
|
87. |
Unusual Tax Deduction |
2.8 Vote |
26 |
|
88. |
Life After Death? |
2.8 Vote |
26 |
|
89. |
Insufficient Funds Fee |
2.8 Vote |
26 |
|
90. |
Paying Taxes with a Smile |
2.8 Vote |
25 |
|
91. |
How To Get Out of Work |
2.8 Vote |
24 |
|
92. |
No More Excessive Absences |
2.8 Vote |
22 |
|
93. |
The Stock Market Report |
2.8 Vote |
18 |
|
94. |
IRS Scam |
2.8 Vote |
10 |
|
95. |
World’s Best Insurance Salesman |
2.7 Vote |
85 |
|
96. |
Resumania |
2.7 Vote |
42 |
|
97. |
The Right Car for the Profession |
2.7 Vote |
30 |
|
98. |
Friar Florists |
2.7 Vote |
29 |
|
99. |
The Family Business |
2.7 Vote |
29 |
|
100. |
Rapid Promotions |
2.7 Vote |
27 |
|
101. |
What’s In a Name? |
2.7 Vote |
27 |
|
102. |
Give the Frog a Loan |
2.7 Vote |
23 |
|
103. |
First Day |
2.7 Vote |
21 |
|
104. |
A Tried and Trusted Employee |
2.7 Vote |
20 |
|
105. |
The Small Investor |
2.7 Vote |
18 |
|
106. |
Customer Needs Assistance |
2.6 Vote |
54 |
|
107. |
Statistician Defined |
2.6 Vote |
29 |
|
108. |
The meaning of e=mc2 |
2.6 Vote |
27 |
|
109. |
Always Give 100% |
2.6 Vote |
24 |
|
110. |
I Should Have Been a Plastic Surgeon |
2.6 Vote |
12 |
|
111. |
Travel Agent Humor |
2.5 Vote |
34 |
|
112. |
When is the Best Time to Buy Things? |
2.5 Vote |
28 |
|
113. |
Sleepless Accountant |
2.5 Vote |
21 |
|
114. |
Suggestion Box |
2.4 Vote |
28 |
|
115. |
Credit Request |
2.4 Vote |
17 |
|
116. |
The 100GigaBurg Bug |
2.4 Vote |
14 |
|
117. |
Bad Interview |
2.3 Vote |
32 |
|
118. |
Smart Dog |
2.3 Vote |
32 |
|
119. |
Retirement Plan |
2.3 Vote |
29 |
|
120. |
Buying Paint |
2.3 Vote |
26 |
|
121. |
Top 10 Reasons NOT to Work |
2.2 Vote |
42 |
|
122. |
Chess Sets in a Pawn Shop |
2.2 Vote |
30 |
|
123. |
Little Paycheck |
2.2 Vote |
26 |
|
124. |
Job Application |
2.2 Vote |
15 |
|
125. |
Begging on Wall Street |
2.1 Vote |
37 |
|
126. |
Will Work For Food! |
2.1 Vote |
35 |
|
127. |
10 Signs You Should Ask Your Boss For A Raise |
2.1 Vote |
34 |
|
128. |
Retiring Tire Workers |
2.1 Vote |
32 |
|
129. |
You Are Late . . . |
2.1 Vote |
28 |
|
130. |
Counting on You |
1.9 Vote |
30 |
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