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Doctor, doctor! They’ve dropped me from the cricket team – they call me butterfingers…Doctor, doctor! They’ve dropped me from the cricket team – they call me butterfingers…

Don’t worry, what you have is not catching!Don’t worry, what you have is not catching!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of shorts?Why do golfers wear two pairs of shorts?

In case they get a hole in one!In case they get a hole in one!

Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket?Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket?

She always ran away from the ball!She always ran away from the ball!

What blows at 100mph and always scores?What blows at 100mph and always scores?

Who’s the most dangerous footballer?Who’s the most dangerous footballer?

Why is Ronaldo’s bedroom always tidy?Why is Ronaldo’s bedroom always tidy?

Because he’s not Messi!Because he’s not Messi!

Who’s the slipperiest footballer?Who’s the slipperiest footballer?

Antoine GREASE-man!Antoine GREASE-man!

Who was the horse’s favourite footballer?Who was the horse’s favourite footballer?

What’s healthy and scores a lot of goals?What’s healthy and scores a lot of goals?

Which footballer makes the best coffee?Which footballer makes the best coffee?

Who was the sheep’s favourite footballer?Who was the sheep’s favourite footballer?

Paul PogBAAA!Paul PogBAAA!

What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?

What’s the chilliest football ground?What’s the chilliest football ground?

Cold Trafford!Cold Trafford!

Why can’t Cinderella play football?Why can’t Cinderella play football?

Her coach is a pumpkin!Her coach is a pumpkin!

Which football team loves ice cream?Which football team loves ice cream?

Aston Vanilla!Aston Vanilla!

Why couldn’t the car play football?Why couldn’t the car play football?

It only had one boot!It only had one boot!

Why don’t fish play tennis?Why don’t fish play tennis?

They’re scared of the net!They’re scared of the net!

Are lightning bolts good at football?Are lightning bolts good at football?

No, they’re shocking!No, they’re shocking!

Why are basketball players messy eaters?Why are basketball players messy eaters?

They’re always dribbling!They’re always dribbling!

How do footballers stay cool?How do footballers stay cool?

They sit next to their fans!They sit next to their fans!

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