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Ghost Jokes
Ghost Jokes are about the lighter side of ghosts, vampires, draculas, demons and the like and are quite different.

Teacher Student Jokes
Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny stuff about silly students and teachers.

Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma jokes are funny insults which should not be taken personally because they are just meant for entertainment and some happy time.

Variety Jokes
Variety Jokes are those which don’t fall in to any category or is a mixture of humor on various topics like lawyers, marriage and funny kis.

School Jokes
School Jokes bring back funny and fond memory of the school days as well as the good times in school with classmates, teachers and funny students.

Kids Jokes
Kids Jokes are innocent words from the mouth of kids that make us laugh, to their dads, moms, teachers and doctors.

Profession Jokes
Profession Jokes are about the funnier side of many different professions like lawyers, doctors, engineers and archeologists.

Office Jokes
Office Jokes are about hard taskmaster bosses, lazy employees and all the usual cliches associated to offices like work timings, promotions, leaves and sleeping.

Hilarious Jokes
Hilarious Jokes are the best of the lot, cherry picked jokes that will leaving your stomach aching from laughing out loud. These hilarious jokes will make you forget the worries of everyday life and will give freedom from stress and tension.

Police Cop and Thief Jokes
Police, Cop and Thief jokes as the name suggests are about clever thieves, dim-witted cops, sometimes the vice-versa and lots of fun overall.

PJs Poor Jokes
PJs are short for poor jokes which are mostly cliched and also very intolerable but can be used to give headaches to your friends.

Marriage, Husband and Wife
Marriage, Husband and Wife jokes is a collection of amusing jokes about husbands fighting with wives, wives who never shut their mouth and then both of them lamenting about their marriage.

Jokes short and funny
Jokes is a collection of rib-tickling and hilarious short jokes and one liners in many categories like marriage, husband wife, doctor, lawyer, PJ and riddles. Warning! Be prepared to visit the doctor for a stomach ache which you will get by reading these humorous jokes.

Blonde Jokes that are funny, dumb
Blonde Jokes are the quintessential cliches but even then they evoke a lot of laughter because of the tendency of human nature to smile at things that are silly and dumb.

Doctor Jokes
Doctor Jokes are full of jokes about goofing doctors, stupid nurses and frightened patients. Some of them are about medicine while others are based on Doctors charging exhorbitant fees. Yet these jokes are very enjoyable and there are also some jokes about compision of Doctors to other profession such as Lawyers which are even more funny.

Dumb Jokes
Dumb Jokes are usually jokes about a set of people or two men who try to out-dumb eacher other with silly talk and actions.

Funny Pictures
This is a list of funny pictures of some of the popular pics ever on the internet including memes, kids doing cute things, animals behaving cleverly, epic fails of people like falling down and the nameboard signs which have become popular internet-wide.

Bewafa Shayari
Bewafa Shayari in Hindi is a collection of shayari’s that show the unfaithfulness, especially in love and relationships.

Birthday Shayari
Birthday Shayari are for wishing friends, sisters, brother and parents on their janamdin fir a happy, healthy and prosperous life.

Hindi Love Shayari
Hindi Love Shayari as the name suggests are thoughts in the form of Hindi words and elegant poetry written by those in love and those who yearn to see, feel and talk to their sweethearts.

Romantic Shayari
Romantic Shayari is a collection of deeply romantic shayari’s mostly written in Hindi font which are for those who want to show their love to their sweethearts.

Love Shayari in Hindi
Love Shayari in Hindi is a collection of the best hand-picked shayari’s for girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers. Some of them are also sad in nature. Most of them are mostly written in Hindi font.
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Hindi Jokes
Hindi Jokes is the funniest collection of hilarious short jokes in Hindi, Hindi jokes in English and santa banta jokes which are both entertaining to read and good timepass.

Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal SMS
“Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal SMS” is a collection of kadhal kavithaigal, romantic Tamil SMS kavithai and kadhal kavithai in English (transliterated from Tamil). Some of them are sad (sogamana) kavithai or poems in Tamil. Some of them are for broken hearts.

Tamil SMS Jokes
Tamil SMS Jokes is a collection of some of the best and funny text messages, funny Tamil SMS Jokes, kadi and mokkai jokes. Enjoy sending these stupid, silly yet funny jokes to your friends.

Tamil SMS Kavithaigal
These are a collection of short and super sweet Kavthai in Tamil which can be sent by SMS. Some of them are funny while the others are thought provoking (really?) while others are sentimental.

Telugu SMS Jokes
Telugu SMS Jokes is a crazy and hillarious list of SMS and Funny Jokes written in Telugu.

Tamil Love SMS
Tell your love to your lover(s) by sending these sweet Tamil SMS.

Tamil Friendship SMS
“Tamil Natpu SMS” is a collection of best Friendship SMS in Tamil and about “Natpu”. Make your friend’s day by sending these sweet and lovely messages. Forward these beautiful Tamil Friendship SMS and Kavithai’s to your friend and make their day.

Latest Tamil SMS
Read and enjoy the latest collection of “Tamil SMS” and “Tamil SMS Jokes”. If you have a joke or latest SMS, you can share it by clicking the edit button and adding your joke or sms.

Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS
Indha marana kadi, masa kadi, sema kadi Tamil jokes, SMS Tamil jokes padingga. Aana oru precaution, sevuru pakkathula poi ukkandhukonga. Appam dhan sevurula poi mandaya muttikka mudiyum.

Read and enjoy the latest collection of “Tamil SMS” and “Tamil SMS Jokes”. If you have a joke or latest SMS, you can share it by clicking the edit button and adding your joke or sms.

Hindi Husband Wife Jokes
Hindi Husband and Wife jokes is a crazy collection of jokes about marriages, pati and patni, saas and bahu jokes. Some of them are evergreen and apply to all times.

Tamil Romantic SMS
Are you in Love? Need to “correct” somebody? These messages will show you the route, you can go and correct! Hehe just joking; enjoy these sweet kavithai and Kadhal SMS.

Jokes short and funny
Jokes is a collection of rib-tickling and hilarious short jokes and one liners in many categories like marriage, husband wife, doctor, lawyer, PJ and riddles. Warning! Be prepared to visit the doctor for a stomach ache which you will get by reading these humorous jokes.

SMS Jokes
SMS jokes is the best collection of funny short text messages that will leave you laughing in splits or maybe even rolling in the ground with laughter. Send these to your friends and make their day enjoyable.

Tamil SMS Jokes Mokkai
Some Mokkai jokes are really funny while some can be irritating (sema blade) while others are plain silly. Yet mokkai jokes have become famous due to SMS. Enjoy sending these padu “mokkai jokes” and thanga muduyadha mokkais to your friends.

Tamil Jokes
Tamil Jokes is one of the best collection of general, blade Jokes and other comedy stuff. Have a nice time reading these jokes and please dont blame the author if you have to go to the doctor with stomach ache.

Love SMS
Love SMS in English is the ultimate SMS message collection for lovers, sweet hearts and broken hearts. If you are in deep love, with your heart throbbing at the sight of the apple of your eyes, these romantic text messages will be for you, kindling the pure love from the depth of your heart.

Funny SMS
Funny SMS jokes are the essence of life, breathing joy and happiness with 160 characters of laugh aloud jokes which are short, humorous in categories like teasing and leg pulling text messages and ascii art sms.

Punjabi Jokes
Punjabi Jokes are the funniest and most hilarious jokes and fun stuff that you can read and enjoy.

Hindi SMS
Hindi SMS is a collection of amusing, teasing and hilarious short sms text messages in Hindi. These will keep your friends entertained through the day.

Birthday SMS
Birthday SMS are for wishing your friends, parents, brothers, sisters and other near and dear ones with lovely, cute text messages on the most wonderful day of their life.

Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny stuff about silly students and teachers. Some jokes are from the mouth of kids; their innocent questions and answers brings a smile while other are about students giving silly and stupid answers.

Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Maths Joke

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?

The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Hilarious Student and Teacher Joke

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE

Dumb Student Joke

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.

Funny Joke

The teacher asked, ‘Give me an example of Coincidence?’

Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Silly Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: How old is your dad.

Student: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Hilarious Teacher Comedy

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba.

Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.

Student: Same here.

Teacher Student Jokes

The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a

loan, how many pounds would you still have?”.

“Twenty” came the reply.

“How so?” enquired the teacher.

“Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t mean I am going to”.

A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won’t believe all that your child says goes on at home”.

A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding “There, thats addition”. She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying ” So that will be

substraction?”. They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together ” That’s multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming “That’s long division”.


TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

PAPPU : I is…

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?


TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?


Submitted by karthikeyan on 23-Mar-2010

School Joke

Teacher: Which is your native place?

Rahul: Maharashtra m’aam.

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.

Submitted by meenakshi on 15-Mar-2010

Exam Hall Joke

sir : if any dought ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there

Submitted by Stalin Mumbai on 23-Feb-2010

Mathematics Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?

Student: 5

Teacher: How?

Student: I have a dog in my house now.

Maths Mother Joke

Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?

Student: 2$

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.

Maths Joke

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get?

Student: A new video game.

Silly Student

Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease which is caused by biting insects.

Student: Don’t get bitten by them.

Ridiculous Joke

Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake…

Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.

Teacher Funny Comedy

Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.

Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1.

College Joke

Teacher: You are late today Mike.

Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.

Teacher: What sign?


Student School Joke

Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.

Silly PJ Joke

Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.

John: No Sir, I am John Smith.

Funny Teacher Joke

After answering correct, the teacher said, ‘Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years’.

Smith: I answered correct today.

Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: Gwen, come here and point out Africa from this globe.

Gwen: here

Teacher: Correct! John, who discovered Africa?

Class: Gwen!!

Laugh Out Loud Joke

Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why

Laugh Out Loud Joke

Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

Innocent Kid Student Joke

A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,

‘What does your father do?’

Student: Whatever Mom says.

Student Timing Joke

Teacher: Suppose, you have 4 coins in your pocket and there is a hole in the pocket. All the four coins fall down from that hole. What will you have in your pocket?

Student: A hole.

Teacher Student PJ

Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres. What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk?

Jenny: I am not a milkman, how can I solve it?

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher is explaining to the student,

‘if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.’

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

Comedy Joke

Teacher: Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends.

Robin: But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep.

Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?

Student: Sun

Teacher: Why?

Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

Teacher Student Exam Shop

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.’

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

Innocent Student Joke

Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, ‘So, where were we?’

Student: In this class, Sir.

Silly Student PJ

Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?

Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago.

Outspoken Student Joke

Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.

Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist.

Funny Student Joke

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.

Clever Students

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same.

Clever Student Joke

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.

Student Vs. Teacher

Teacher :Eanda, naan paadam nadathum podhu, enna ketkama avan veliya poran?

Student:Sir! avanuku thukathula nadakura viyaathi iruku sir….!

HOD: …?

Funny Student Joke

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.

Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,

Thats all mis

Funny Kid

Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.

Mother: Why do you think so?

Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.

Funny Student

Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do?

Student B: Thats so bad.

Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework.

Variety Jokes are those which don’t fall in to any category or is a mixture of humor on various topics like lawyers, marriage and funny kis.Lady and the butcher
Lady to butcher: Is that the biggest duck you have?
The butcher not wanting to lose a customer because of this said: No ma’am, we have another bigger one.
He went inside, took a pump and blew some air in the duck to make it look bigger. Then he gave it to the lady.
The lady said: Good, I will have both of them.Two line jokes
Airhostess to old man: Don’t worry sir; there is nothing to be afraid of.
Old man: Thanks, that relieves me; you know I haven’t bought a ticket.
Why are fishermen successful in business?
Because they make “net profits”
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Psychiatrist: Now you sit still on that chair and don’t shuffle about.
Which book you cannot find in a library?
Cheque-books.Short Humor
Santa: Did you enjoy the boxing match>
Banta: Yes, but it was so cold that even the boxers were wearing gloves.
Santa: Why aren’t you using toothpaste?
Banta: Because my tooth isn’t loose.
How does a pony that has caught a cold sound?
A little hoarse
What flower do you get if you cross a dog with a certain vegetable?
Collie-flowerThe millionaire husband
Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage.
Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck to you.
Man 1: Actually I was a billionaire before marriage.Rich Boy’s nose cut
A rich but spoilt boy fell in love with a girl and showered her with gifts though she didn’t reciprocate his love. Once she was injured and he took her to the hospital, paid the bills and even gave some blood.
But the girl fell in love with someone else and when the boy found this out he shouted at her and asked her to give back all the gifts that he had given. The girl agreed and gave him back the gifts.
The boy by now was insanely angry and shouted: “Well, how about the other thing that I gave you. How are you going to give me back the blood?”
The girl replied nonchalantly: “In monthly installments.”Lawyer and his client’s wife
Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?
Man: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches.Funny Hippie Joke
An obese hippie wanted to turn a new leaf and wanted to join the police force. But he was found overweight by ten pounds (more than what was required to join the police force). He ran to the nearest barber shop and had a haircut. Now he was weighing just 2 pounds more than the limit.
The police official in charge of the measurement said, “Look here son, whether you weigh 10 pounds more or 2 pounds more, rule is a rule. You have to weigh 2 more pounds lesser in order to become eligible for the police force recruitment”.
The hippie said, “Don’t worry about it sir. I am yet to have a bath!”The politician’s Swiss bank account
A politician had hoarded lots of money and wanted to stash it in a Swiss bank account. He went to Switzerland but didn’t know how to proceed with the formalities of opening a secret bank account. He asked the hotel receptionist.
Hotel receptionist: Why sir, my friend works in the Swiss Bank and would be able to open you the secret bank account.
He took him to his friend and the politician handed him a million dollars and asked him to open the account. The receptionist’s friend gave him a piece of paper with the account number and told him: “Please guard this number and don’t give it to anyone. Open it after you reach home and keep it secretive”.
The politician opened the piece of paper after he reached home and it was written on it: Your account number is 1. Please recommend our bank to your friend’s sir!Hilarious Joke
A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the nearby station, the house shook and that day she almost feel off the bed. The builder thought that she was exaggerating things and went to her house to find out.
The train was due in a few minutes and she asked the builder to lie on the bed to experience it. Just then the door opened and her boxing husband entered the room to see a man on the bed.
He asked his wife: “What is the meaning of this? What is this man doing in the bed with you in the room?”
His wife told him: “Would you believe he is waiting for a train?”Santa Banta
Santa became a police inspector and Banta paid him a visit. Banta asked:
Who are the people in these photographs hanging on the wall?
Santa: They are the most wanted and notorious criminals.
Banta: Your police department is foolish. Why didn’t you arrest them when taking the photo?Pride goes before a fall
A tyrant ruler decided to put his photo on postage stamps. After a week he decided to check the sales and was pleased to know that they were selling many hundreds a day. The postmaster had a complaint though:
They want the gum to be on the photograph side of the stamp because that’s where they are spitting.The calling bell
A man entered the house and said: “I have come here to repair the calling bell.”
Lady at the house: You have come very late. You should have come yesterday.
Man: I did come and kept ringing the bell but no one answered.Wife on TV
Man 1: You know what; my wife was on TV yesterday.
Man 2: Wow, how did she get on TV?
Man 1: Well, I think she climbed on the stool first.The world’s oldest man
A newspaper reporter went to interview the world’s oldest man who was aged 125 years.
In the course of the interview the reporter asked him, “What is your opinion about modern women?”
The old man replied, “I don’t think I will be able to answer your question. I quit thinking about them a few months before”.New Jokes
Q: Why do brunettes look in the mirror with their eyes shut?
A: To see the way they look while sleeping.

16 years old Peter goes to the priest:
“Father, I came to confess!”
“No need, I read your blog.”

Claire sits down next to a stranger at a party and says to him:
“OMG, you look like my third husband!”
“How many times were you married?” asks the man.
“Oh, I’ve only been married twice so far!”
Funny and Short
“Yes sir.”
“Bring me a glass of water.”
“Okay sir.”
“Yes sir.”
“Bring me another one please!”
“Okay sir.”
“Yes sir.”
“Bring me another one!”
“But sir, what are you doing with all this water?”
“John, are you insane? Can’t you see the bookcase is on fire?”

“John, go outside and water the flowers!”
“But sir, it’s raining outside!”
“Get the umbrella with you!”

A footballer goes to the priest and asks him:
“Father, can you please tell me if football is allowed in heaven?”
“I’ll have to find that out. Come back tomorrow!”
The next day:
“Well, father?”
“I have a good news and a bad news for you. The good news is football is allowed in heaven. The bad news is you have a game on Thursday.”The maniac in McD and other jokes
On a beautiful summer afternoon a maniac enters a McDonalds restaurant and asks:
“Which is the best menu of the day?”
“BigMac!” says somebody seating at the table.
“What about the motherboard?”

Why is it that only 10% of the human brain contains the executable code?
It’s been discovered that the rest is made out of comments.

Samba: Why did Robin Hood loot from the rich people?
Tamba: Because the poor people did not have any money to loot from.

School Jokes bring back funny and fond memory of the school days as well as the good times in school with classmates, teachers and funny students. School Jokes is a collection of a few jokes about professors, schools, exams and angry teachers.

Maths Teacher;
Dai 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna sollungada?
Student: Teacher.
18 na nalla vayasu ponnu.
81 na nalla vayasaana ponnunga teacher.
Submitted by Jojobaibey on 13-Dec-2009Funny Student
Teacher: 2 girls are dancing; Change this sentence into exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!!Silly Student School Joke
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water?
Student: Any vegetable.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.Exam Joke
Two students are talking:
Student 1: I have good news. The teacher said the exams will go on even if it rains or shines.
Student 2: what is so great about it?
Student 1: It’s snowing.School Joke
John was absent yesterday so the teacher said,
‘John, you missed school yesterday, right?’
John: Not much Sir. I was busy in the playground.Hilarious Student Joke
A phone call came to a school.
Caller: My daughter can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Alright, but what’s the relation between you and the student?
Caller: This is my mother speaking.Maths School Joke
Teacher: You add 9 oranges to 4 oranges, what do you get?
Student: A math problem.Computer School Joke
Teacher: Spell the word CAT.
Student: C, A, T enterFunny School Joke
The teacher shouted angrily,
‘If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!’
After some moment, no one moved. Only a student said, ‘Sir, you are the only one who is standing.’School Joke
A teacher saw one of his students is sleeping in the class. He said to another student to wake him up.
Another student: Sir, you put him to sleep, so you better wake him up.Professor and Teacher Jokes
The professor asks the student:
“Can you tell me how much is an eight of a third?”
“I can’t exactly tell, but it can’t be that much!”
A new teacher tries to teach psychology to children. She enters the classroom saying:
“Whoever thinks he is stupid, please stand up!”
After a few seconds a student stands up. The teacher addresses the little boy:
“Why do you think you are stupid?”
“I am not stupid, miss, but I felt weird because you were the only one standing!School Jokes
“Children, what is wood used for?”, asks the teacher
“They make trees out of it!”

A teacher tells the children:
“Kids, today we will witness a full sun eclipse. Watch it closely”
“What channel are they broadcasting it on?”

The teacher asks Jim:
“Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
“I don’t has a pencil”
“Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: ”
“Who stole all the pencils then?”Amusing Students
Bring your father to school day came, and every kid brought his dad except Billy. After every dad had its speech, the teacher asks the kid:
“Billy, what does your father do? Why is he not here?”
“ He’s at an interview for a job at the FBI!”
“Wow that’s great! What will his job be?”
“I don’t know. When they took him last night they told my mother they’re bringing him in for questioning”

In the first day of school, the teacher wanted to see if kids know how to count to 14. When she gets to Jerry, the kid gets up and starts:
“Well….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, ace, jack, queen, king”

The teacher writes on the table “2-2=”
“Billy, could you tell me the result?”
“Yes it’s easy, It’s a draw”Academic
Grammar Teacher: Sam, can you tell me any 2 pronouns?
Sam: Who, me?
Teacher: Good answer Sam.

Question: What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A table.
Question: Which tables don’t have legs?
Answer: Multiplication Tables

Math Teacher: Can anyone tell me the number of sides in a rectangular box?
Student: Two sides miss, inside and outside.
Dad: Why have your marks gone down very low in this exam son?
Son: Because they change my friend John to the
next classroom.Amusing School Jokes Collection
VIP: Sorry, I cannot attend your college annual day function. I have a sore throat and hence I cannot speak.
Student Secretary: Don’t worry sir, that’s why we invited you.

English Teacher: Sam, form a sentence using the word aftermath.
Sam: We feel sleepy aftermath class.