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  • Funny Science Joke - 7

Funny Science Joke – 7


What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you so much!

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Funny Science Joke – 6


An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

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Funny Science Joke – 4


Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend? A: Carbon.
Explanation: “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” is a well-known saying. Diamonds are created from carbon under extreme pressurize and over time, so carbon will eventually become “a girl’s best friend” — hence her “future best friend.”

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Funny Science Joke – 3


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it

  • Funny Science Joke - 2

Funny Science Joke – 2


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.

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Funny Science Joke – 1


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are “O” and “K,” respectively. They get together they spell OK.

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Funny Little Johnny Joke -24


The teacher asked Little Johnny: “How can you prove the earth is round?”

Little Johnny replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

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Funny Blonde Joke – 26


A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, “I would adopt a Martian.” The brunette said, “I would give Pluto some steroids.” The Blonde said, “I would go to the sun.” The redhead replied, “But you would burn up and die.” The blonde responded, “Not if I went at night.”

  • Funny Alcohol Jokes - 2

Funny Alcohol Joke – 2


“Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.”

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