Category: Food Jokes
Short Food Jokes
“How did you find your steak?” asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
“Just luck,” the hungry man replied, sadly. “I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!”
Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband: Which is this?
Newlywed: Do you want dinner?
Spouse: Sure, what are my choices?
Newlywed: Yes and no.
“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”
Two sausages were sizzling in a pan. One looked at the other and said: “It’s hot in here.” The other one said: “My Goodness, a talking sausage!”
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter? — Pumpkin pie.
Did you know it takes 40 pics to make 4,000 sausages? Isn’t it amazing what you can teach them?
What food will reduce a woman’s sex drive by 50 per cent? – Wedding cake.