Category: Food Jokes

Short Food Jokes

“How did you find your steak?” asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.

“Just luck,” the hungry man replied, sadly. “I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!”

Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

Husband: Which is this?

Newlywed: Do you want dinner?

Spouse: Sure, what are my choices?

Newlywed: Yes and no.

“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”

Two sausages were sizzling in a pan. One looked at the other and said: “It’s hot in here.” The other one said: “My Goodness, a talking sausage!”

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter? — Pumpkin pie.

Did you know it takes 40 pics to make 4,000 sausages? Isn’t it amazing what you can teach them?

What food will reduce a woman’s sex drive by 50 per cent? – Wedding cake.