Finally old enough to date, I awkwardly take my first girlfriend to a fancy restaurant where they don’t have cheeseburgers or pizza on the menu.
Waitress: Soup or Salad?
Me: Sure, super salad sounds good!
Waitress: Sir, soup or salad?
Me: Yep, super salad sounds good.
Waitress, slightly annoyed: Would you like the soup…. or… the salad?
Me, embarrassed and red: I’ll have the salad.