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Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask Mommy, he knows.
A: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Q: A gummy bear.
Q. How do you drown a Hipster? A. In the mainstream.
A: What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone? Q: Bored games.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom. To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes...
Doctor: Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. But doctor, I am already 80! You see - I told you to quit smoking.
Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Mama kangaroo is jumping along the bush. Suddenly, a small penguin peeks out of her pouch, vomits and says, “Damn this student exchange!”
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.